Make Your Own Convenience Cow Kit! Each kit makes 2 Convenience Cows White

Make Your Own Convenience Cow Kit! Each kit makes 2 Convenience Cows WhiteMake Your Own Convenience Cow kit! That's right ladies and gentlemen, it's what you've all been waiting for: step by step instructions on how to make your very own Convenience Cow. Included in the kit are the instructions, and enough polymer clay materials to make 2 Convenience Cows! This allows you to make one for practice and one for real, or you and a friend (or your two kids) can make one each. And once you realize how much fun you're having you

Or for any other metallic surface you may have laying about

How does the street know of him anyways

Grumpy Cat is unimpressed

A Ninja Nug for your Christmas tree

but hungry as well

I'm just not buying it

The Dude Eating Other Dude Nug is handmade of polymer clay

he'll probably lose himself in your tree immediately and you'll never see him again

fall off a shelf

three dice will not be included with your Dude Eating Other Dude order :)

which is a real danger when one spends all their time walking around in the dark

and it probably helps with his buoyancy too